Intense PVP battle
GO FOR THE BACK FOR THE CRIT!
Fucking parry that shit instead
Surely you’re joking. Grimshelf, she’s wielding the Chaos Sacrosanct Blade of Jingoism +10. If you try to, as you so eloquently put “fucking parry that shit”, it will miss the hitbox, she’ll roll, and while he’s recovering from a swing of his Sir Goriah’s Gallant Blade imbued with lightning damage, she’ll cast Propelling Wind and decrease his poise resistance by a whopping 60%. Her partner in crime would then stunlock that motherfucker with a shield bash from her Squelcher’s Escutcheon, finishing him off with a deathblow from her Cerise Cutlass, a cheap and generally frowned upon tactic, but if you noticed, she’s also wearing the infamously broken Coral Crucifix Hairclip which increases both stamina and health regen by 80% at the cost of sacrificing spell use, and the infernal Azure Denims of Levi, which allows Power Stancing, and a pinch of extra vitality, at the cost of an attunement slot. Both of which banned from competitive play, and, if I remember correctly, not obtainable through normal and legitimate means. Although, to your credit, it does leave her incredibly susceptible to backstabs because the Azure Denims of Levi, though it’s not specifically listed, decrease mobility speed by about 20%.
That being said, that motherfucker should just fucking parry that shit. yes, BUT only after going for the back and for the crit on little miss Propelling Wind spammer. The Zephyr class always gets the lazy freeloading F2P cheap players, much to the chagrin of the entire community. That being said, best of luck to the hero of this endeavor. And screw gankers.